I present, readers, a list of questions that have been running through my head as of late. Some are serious, others not so serious. Enjoy.
– Who else would like to see one of the booted-off contestants on the reality show The Apprentice ask Donald Trump whats up with his hair? (Is it a really bad comb-over or a lousy rug?)
– What will be the next ill-advised PR move Michael Jackson makes during his trial on charges of child molestation?
– Does anyone else find the MTV show Cribs – where no-talent rappers who can barely speak intelligible English show off their huge mansions, fleets of cars and obscenely expensive jewelry – as annoying as I do?
– Isnt it cool that America has two rovers on the surface of Mars?
– And speaking of other worlds, what planet is longshot Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich from?
– Did you know Sen. John Kerry, the front runner for the Democratic nomination for president, served in Vietnam? (Why would anyone know, what with him never talking about it?)
– How in the world did Democratic presidential candidate Wesley Clark become a general in the U.S. Army, what with the fact hes been caught in numerous lies and cant give a direct answer to a question?
– Who else thinks Sen. Hillary Clinton privately wants Bush to win this years presidential election so she can run for president in 2008?
– Who knew prior to the current Bush administration that there were tax-cut-and-spend conservatives?
– If the Patriot Act is as bad as some critics hysterically complain, how come not one example of someones civil liberties being taken away has been paraded in front of the media for all to see?
– Is anyone else as stunned – and sickened – as I am by the fact that our politicians cant get on the same page when it comes to the nations ongoing war against Islamic terrorists who want to destroy America?
– Why dont our leaders have the political will to seriously deal with this nations massive illegal immigration problem?
– Isnt it pathetic that in the 21st century the top school official in Georgia wants the word evolution stricken from the curriculum because some parents in socially conservative areas object to it?
– When it comes to affirmative action, how come people of Asian descent arent considered minorities?
My Two Cents is a weekly column where the author gets in his two cents worth in spite of the old saying that you only get a penny for your thoughts.